Because sometimes, Facebook just can't handle this...
Tom.
23.
Loving life at the Jersey Shore.
Slave to the Retail Beast.
Trying to complete the never-ending History BA.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Last night… Wow.
It was the kind of night where you watch your friend hang her ass out the backseat of a car to pee… fifty feet behind a cop car.
“My pee is running down the street right now!”
…there was so much goodness last night.