Thoughts ala Tom: Archive

I don't understand.

If you are lying about your age & using old pictures, why the fuck would you friend someone on Facebook or meet in person? Lying about something so basic is an automatic deal-breaker. If you’ll lie about something so trivial, then it’s not worth even trying to get to know someone. BULLSHIT DOESN’T FLY KIDS.

Feb 27th

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uhhhjsaispas: dear people who slam their brakes and completely pull to a stop when the light barely turns yellow, the fuck is wrong with y’all? it’s like you’re begging to get rear ended ugh. love, disgruntled driver. Seconded.

Feb 27th

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I feel like I'm losing my mind.

This is my 1800th post… & it’s about how, in 12 hours, I feel like everything has gone sideways. I can’t even think right now.

Feb 27th

If wishes were fishes, tonight's $160 in sushi...

:(

Feb 27th

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The Bad & The Good

The bad: the boy last night thought we were getting together NEXT Saturday. I actually kind of believe him, but it’s difficult not to feel disappointed. The good: I am having dinner with my beloved girlies tonight! I’m so excited to see my Sarah!!!

Feb 26th

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HI I NEED ADVICE PLEASE.

We were trying to nail down a restaurant for tonight yesterday. This morning I sent him a text before work. No response. I sent him another text at 2:53. As of writing this, 5:00, there has been no response. AM I ALLOWED TO TEXT HIM YET OR DO I WAIT? I’m kind of anxious now, but I don’t want to seem weird. I just want to know if he’s flaking so I can stop waiting to eat. Anyone?...

Feb 25th

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I'm looking forward to this weekend.

I’m babysitting tonight (yay money!) Tomorrow night, I’m going on a date. Sunday night, I get to have dinner with two of my favorite girls. :) So what if I have homework to do? Pfft fuck that shit.

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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I think of you every single day, & I wish you were in my life, but I know that isn’t what’s meant to be. Last night, I drove around with my friends & we sang along to Whitney Houston. They all sang at the top of our lungs & over-emoted… but not me. I sang it like I meant it, & I cried quietly while they all laughed & did vocal runs. I do… I wish you...

Feb 23rd

fyoulovekody asked: youre an amazing guy and you are going to find an amazing beautiful man that deserves YOU one day because thats what you deserve. keep your head up darlin.

Feb 23rd

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So I'm going through my Facebook...

I decided to go through & delete some people. I went to someone’s page to go over it & decide whether he was gonna go. I saw a mutual acquaintance on there, & clicked his page. I saw a picture of him with another person I know (and loathe). They. Are. Dating. I laughed so hard I almost peed. Match made in HELL.

Feb 23rd

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Sooo...

I’m going on a date Saturday night with someone new. He’s cute & funny & I am ridiculously attracted to him. …I has a happy.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Mardi Gras Madness

Last night… Wow. It was the kind of night where you watch your friend hang her ass out the backseat of a car to pee… fifty feet behind a cop car. “My pee is running down the street right now!” …there was so much goodness last night.

Feb 23rd

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heynewday asked: have you ever licked a vagina?

Feb 20th

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heynewday asked: what is your favorite color balloon?

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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When I see a cute bear/cub/chub couple and the...

likemothstoravenclaws: My reaction: …agreed.

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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The cat died last night.

My heart is broken.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Ennui.

I don’t want to write this paper for Monday. I don’t want to work tomorrow. I don’t want to think about the cat dying. I don’t want to deal with anything. I want to go to sleep & not wake up again. Like Sleeping Beauty, not like “I wanna die.” …can someone knock me over the head & maybe I’ll wake up from my coma with a gorgeous green-eyed...

Feb 19th

I need it to be May.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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KARAOKE WITHDRAWAL!!

…I miss karaoke. I feel kind of boring lately. I spend most of my time at home because I’m not loving school or work, & the cat’s still hanging on by a thread & I don’t want my mother to be alone for the moment when the cat finally shuffles off this mortal coil… I keep singing in the car or while I do dishes & thinking, “I’ll sing this the...

Feb 19th

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