My friend is drunk texting me. She told me before that she was going to dinner with friends, & I should come. I’m working all day but I said I’d see how work went. She told me she would stay in the one bar/restaurant until I showed up.
She’s texting me from what can only be described as the party bar, telling me to leave work & come to the bar. I would never in my life do that, & if she was sober she’d know that would only upset me. And she & the friends are obviously on the way to oblivion. I don’t get out for another hour & a half, at which point I’d have to go home, eat, bathe & change, & battle down there & fight for parking.
I’m not going. I worked all day, I work tomorrow. I knew she wanted to get a bit rowdy, but I didn’t know she was going to essentially drink into a stupor. I won’t even be able to eat if I went & met them at this place; they don’t serve food. So I guess her offer of dinner & drinks is really just, “come destroy your liver.”
Is it weird that I don’t want to do that unless it’s planned for? Like, “oh I’m going to take two days off & go be a hoodlum?” I don’t know… Maybe I’m boring. But somehow, I’m just peeved that I’m getting drunk texts & either I don’t go & I’m a party pooper, or I go & then I’ve got to get alcohol poisoning to catch up.
Hmmm. I feel like I’m trying to catch on to a point, but it’s not fully developed.
6:53 pm • 12 July 2014 • 2 notes
Bobtail squid have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which inhabit a special light organ in the squid’s mantle. The bacteria are fed a sugar and amino acid solution by the squid and in return hide the squid’s silhouette when viewed from below by matching the amount of light hitting the top of the mantle.
What a wonderful thing nature is.
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THEM THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE PSYCHEDELIC JELLYBEANS AAH THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM MIDDLE ALL CURLED UP LIKE A SLEEPY KITTY.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ON MY DASH ALL WEEK
OH GOD, SOMETHING THAT MAY BE CUTER THAN CUTTLEFISH. /DEAD
(Source: golem-repulsive, via afragilewhisper)
2:51 pm • 12 July 2014 • 26,082 notes
Last night I went to Target & they had two $5 DVD sections. (Buy 2 for $8!) I was immediately excited for R.E.D. (Retired Extremely Dangerous,) but then I got very angry.
Moulin Rouge & Pulp Fiction are worth WAY MORE THAN $5!!!
But then I was happy again because $12 got be three awesome movies. ^_^
7:28 pm • 8 July 2014 • 2 notes
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart.
i will forever reblog this
I think this would be a fantastic gift for someone you love.
Tell them they can only break it when they are having a truly terrible day and feel as if it will never get better.
And as time passes and it’s not broken, you can slip pieces of paper in it, either with secrets, reasons you love them, jokes, or happy memories of things you did together. I think it would be a beautiful thing.
This is super morbid but like
Leave notes for your spouse and loved ones right while you’re alive and healthy and happy
And make breaking this part of your will when you’re gone whenever that is
That’s actually kind of beautiful.
Wow that is freaking incredible.
6:42 pm • 8 July 2014 • 726,473 notes
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omg
(Source: likeafieldmouse, via chameleonaty)
6:38 pm • 8 July 2014 • 626,120 notes